Capt. Laurel Lutz | Lt. Cmdr. Holden Greenhorn | Lt. Cmdr. Pumper Nichols | Dr. Rhys Quicke
Lt. Matzo Shapiro | Dr. Marie Cohen | Ens. Hayleigh Madison Lohan | Ens. Justin Styx
Petty Officer Mizuki Sakemanjyu | Crewman Gogo Palin | Crewman Alicia Slice
Vice Admiral Auguste Brioche | Capatain Salvatore Squab | President William Howard Whigs
President-Elect Berbere Kitfo | Dr. Benson Bun


Commanding Officer,
SNS Apex

Age: 37
Birthday: August 4
Breadtype: White Loaf

Favorite Foods: ice cream,
Pepto-Bismol

Both of Lutz's parents rose quickly from modest roots to become Stellar Navy captains who never rose to the Admiralty, but fought and died helping to successfully drive the Fist from Breadia during the Great Rise. Lutz's ultimate goal is to achieve what they could not - achieve Admiral - preferably before his bitter rival, the moneyed, aristocratic Captain Squab.

Lutz is known throughout the fleet for his affable nature and the often relaxed, casual atmosphere of his command, the Apex. His belief that a watch too tightly wound will break has borne scrutiny in his three years in command: ship and crew performance ratings are second-best in the fleet each year (just behind Squab's.)

Having come of age right at the start of peace following the Rise, Lutz is an explorer first and a soldier second. While he will utilize the Apex to fiercely defend the Republic from any foe, he also understands that for Breadian civilization to endure and flourish, the discovery of new worlds and new forms of life is of crucial. Unfortunately, he has developed a weakness for Pepto-Bismol, which may be affecting his judgement of late.



Executive Officer
Age: 26
Birthday: January 31
Breadtype: Green Loaf (with horns)
Favorite Foods: kale, Key lime pie

The youngest officer to rise to his rank in Stellar Naval history, the true miracle is that Holden Greenhorn is alive at all. Sporting horns as the result of a genetic defect; the additional effects of which placed his birth and childhood in near-constant jeopardy; Greenhorn persevered and became strong enough to pass the academy entrance physical.

In his first live-ammo training exercise he was shot in the head by errant fire, but survived. As a junior officer, his body was smashed to pulp by a freak accident: a large replica Fist being transported by air that fell when its binds came loose. He is believed – by doctors and crew members alike - to be virtually unkillable. He is also a hopeless optimist and has nerves of steel. Despite his youth, he has experienced much, and Lutz considers him a valued advisor.

Greenhorn is technically single, but is currently courting Ensign Lohan on the downlow.




Chief Engineer
Age: 32
Birthday: July 14
Breadtype: Pumpernickel Loaf
Favorite Food: Sushi

With an intrinsic ability to put an ear to a machine - any machine - hear what it's saying, and learn exactly how it works, Nichols is one of the finest engineers in the fleet. The youngest of eight children in a family of sworn landists - Breadians who won't go into space - but Pumper’s lifelong obsession with the stars led to his break from family tradition. His primary pastime is tinkering, inventing, and building model ships in his workshop a deck below Engineering.



Chief Medical Officer
Age: 56
Birthday: May 2
Breadtype: White Loaf with doctor’s headlamp
Favorite Foods: Virginia ham, Texas toast , bourbon

As far as he's concerned, Dr. Quicke is aboard the Apex for one reason and one reason only: as a doctor. Serving as a field medic in the Great Rise dissolved any romanticism about the military he might have harbored, and led to his dependence on the bottle. Despite his Hippocratic Oath, Quicke has no qualms about exposing his patients to second-hand smoke. Despite that, he’s good all-round physician.



Chief of Operations
Age: 28
Birthday: December 20
Breadtype: Matzo
Favorite Food: schav

As fastidious, dependable, efficient an officer as one could ask for, Lt. "Matzo" (a nickname his mother gave him) is the quintessential overachiever. He also happened to attend academy the same time as his XO, Lt. Cmdr. Greenhorn. Matzo cultivated a silent competition and rivalry toward Greenhorn, and when weighing his hard work against Greehorn's amazing luck, he can't stop himself from resenting the fact that he has to take orders from him now.

That competitive spirit mirrors that of his father, a wealthy, successful music executive. His self-appointed and willing adjutant, Petty Officer Sakemanjyu, further enables his often overbearing, bossy manner.



Master-at-Arms
Age: 31
Birthday: September 20
Breadtype: Naan
Favorite Food: Gulab jamun

Many peers will say the officer in charge of security and discipline aboard the Apex is ironically one of the more fun-loving, lighthearted crew members. Lt. Naan is a crack shot and avid weapons collector and dealer. Some say he deals in things other than weapons, but such talk is merely scuttlebutt. What isn't rumor: Naan is also a crack gourmet chef, having learned the gastronomical ropes from his grandmother.



Chief Science Officer, Ship's Psychologist
Age: 28
Birthday: May 27
Breadtype: Swirl Rye Slice
Favorite Food: tofurkey

Though her flower child persona can grow exhausting, Dr. Cohen is without doubt the sweetest and most kindhearted member of the Apex crew. She founded the Apex Women’s Association to ensure an open dialogue amongst the female members of the crew. She also has the distinction of holding no less than five doctorates: in psychology, biology, physics, chemistry, and geology. She joined the military for the science, not the violence, and she plays a mean violin.



Flight Officer
Age: 22
Birthday: April 8
Breadtype: Pale White Loaf
Favorite Food: plain pasta with butter

Awash in youthful exuberance, but with a penchant for ditziness, Ensign Lohan is nevertheless as staid and proficient at the helm as she is vapid when not at it. Hand-picked by Captain Lutz straight out of flight school, Lohan comes from a military family, but she is the first commissioned officer in the family, and the first in the Stellar Navy.

Flying ships may be Lohan's day job, but she has other pursuits. She's a part-time model, most recently appearing on her first cover, that of New Loaf magazine, as well as the upcoming Girls of the Stellar Navy Calendar. She is also trying to launch a singing career, evidenced by her frequent pestering of Lt. Matzo, who has his father's ear.




Bridge Tactical Officer
Age: 20
Birthday: Unknown
Breadtype: Breakstick
Favorite Food: Unknown

Ensign Styx is an enigma. He almost never speaks, except when on duty. When off duty, he virtually disappears. When a question is asked of him, he often responds with one word, if at all. His impressive height parallels his aloofness. He is rarely invited to social functions.



Operations Officer
Age: 21
Birthday: February 29
Breadtype: Steamed Sweet Bean Paste Bun
Favorite Food: Yakisoba

A card-carrying goody-too-shoes, Mizuki was valedictorian in both high school and university, and her love of order, hierarchy, and rules carried over into the service with all their potency. Her father is the Chairman of Sakemanjyu Industries, a powerful defense and media conglomerate. Shortly after gaining her MBA, her father decreed that she and her twin brother, Ichiro, must play a game of Shogi to decide who he’d appoint CEO and heir to the company. Ichiro won the heavily-televised game.

Rather than play second fiddle in the company, a humiliated Mizuki enlisted in the Stellar Navy, stuck with it, and quickly found a kindred spirit in Lt. Matzo. Serving as Matzo's ruthless sidekick, Mizuki ensures his operational edicts are carried out to the letter, and that any violations in ship regulations result in punishment, or in most cases, idle threats. Her rank allows her to order crewmen and lesser petty officers around, and she does...a lot. She also maintains an intense aversion to games, particuarly Shogi.



Yeoman
Age: 19
Birthday: June 16
Breadtype: Slightly bloated White Loaf
Favorite Food: Venison

Rumors that Crewman has bun in the oven have proven unfounded; an excessive intake of food causes her to only sometimes appear pregnant; a phenomenon known as a ‘food baby’. Hers just happen to be extreme in scale. She serves as administrative assistant to Captain Lutz and senior staff, as well as an unofficial public relations officer. Captain Lutz often mistakes Palin for an ensign, when she is in fact a Petty Officer First Class.



Science Officer
Age: 18
Birthday: February 29
Breadtype: Sliced White Bread
Favorite Food: Skittles

Crewman Third Class Slices’ nose is almost permanently glued to the touchscreen of her Banana oPhone 6G, and as a result her superior officer Dr. Cohen has deemed her an utterly useless scientist. She apparently sometimes takes her eyes off the oPhone long enough to do lab work, but evidence of this is purely anecdotal.



Commanding Officer,
Seventh Armada; CO,
SNS Tychopotamic

Age: 52
Birthday: November 10
Breadtype: White Loaf
Favorite Food: Stewed Turnips

Flaky on the outside, dense yet tender on the inside, the Admiral lives up to his name. From his massive flagship, the Tychopotamic, Brioche surveys his Seventh Armada as it branches out on various exploratory and scientific missions and military exercises (his favorite.) Brioche is close to outgoing President Whigs, but is barely acquainted with the President-Elect. Like most Admirals, Brioche gained his position not exclusively through merit, but through his family's influence and cash.



Commanding Officer,
SNS Retribution
Age: 37
Birthday: August 2
Breadtype: Pale Blue Loaf
Favorite Foods: Beef Wellington
Salvatore Squab came from a rich and immensely powerful aristocratic family with a storied military past. Squab can trace his lineage to a time long before the Fist ever arrived, when Breadia was a monarchy, and ancient royal blood still courses through him, hence the bluish hue. And with that pedigree comes boundless vanity, arrogance, and entitlement. When he arrives on the bridge, a brief fanfare is played, and his custom uniform is crafted from the rarest and finest materials known to breadkind.

Squab has rather effortlessly played a twenty-year long game of one-upping Laurel Lutz at every turn. Squab was first in his class; Lutz was second. Initially serving on the same ship, Squab beat Lutz to lieutenant, then commander, then captain, and beat him to a command, that of the SNS Retribution. Squab's crew perennially ranks first in performance and endurance; Lutz's crew is second. Squab was even born two days before Lutz, and has vowed to be the first to make Admiral and command a fleet. So confident is he of achieving this, he has promised Lutz half his fortune if he loses to him.

Squab's crew worship and fear him, as do many other captains. His Retribution is one of the most advanced and heavily armed warships in the Stellar Navy. He also commands a sizable and very active cohort of lady admierers, is often hounded by photographers and reporters, and is almost always surrounded by an entourage (his 'court', as he calls it.) How much of this gratuitous pomp is orchestrated through the use of his bottomless bank account is not fully known. Despite his obnoxious, overbearing persona and vast-as-all-cosmos ego, Squab is actually a brilliant tactician and natural born leader of bread. And he never, ever lets anyone forget it.



12th President of the Breadian Republic
Age: 57
Birthday: March 14
Breadtype:
Favorite Food: pickled pigs feet

In the 36 years of the Breadian Republic’s existence following the Great Rise, no president has harbored more constroversy on domestic or foreign policy and lasted as long as President Whigs. Term limits prevent him from running for a third two-year term, but as far as Whigs is concerned, he’s had a good run and regrets nothing. He relished his position as commander-in-chief of the Stellar Navy, and greatly expanded its size and mandate. During the great rise itself, his father pulled strings to keep him out of combat and on the road to big business and politics.




13th President of the Breadian Republic (Inaguration Date: February 3)
Age: 48
Birthday: January 20
Breadtype: Tan Loaf
Favorite Food: fitfit

Decisive victor of the latest Breadian General Election, the liberal Kitfo will be the first minority president (Breadia is over 50% White Loaf) in history when sworn in on January 20, fittingly also his birthday. President Whigs’ unilateral expansion of the military has frayed relations with the Cornsortium, and Kitfo, on eighth Cornish himself, aims to mend relations with the Corn and with all foreign powers, as well as fix the domestic infrastructure and upward redistribution of wealth problems facing ordinary Breadians. While he has insisted that Breadia will continue to have a strong, effective military, political opponents wonder how he’ll manage to pay for all of his reforms while keeping taxes low and the Stellar Navy big.




Ex-General Director, Bonpain Orbital Science Facility
Age: 54
Birthday: October 27
Breadtype: Sesame Hamburger Bun
Favorite Food: Marzipan

A brilliant scientific mind in the very prime of his career, everything seems to have gone sideways ever since taking up directorship of the Bonpain Science Facility. Details are sketchy, but it seems that the presence of previously-unknown nanofists in Bonpain's water supply caused an infection of sorts that led to manic and homicidal behavior. Bun is currently holed up in the facility, and considered strange and dangerous.


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